What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?

She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”

“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”

So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.

A kid threw a stone at my car. I confronted his mom (who was nearby). She said, "You can't prove it was my son." How should I have reacted?

Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.

Do you know what she said mum?

My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”

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What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?

True - how I loved my mum!

“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”

What baseball stories from the early days of the sport seem too bizarre to be true?

Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.

Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”

Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?

Is Matt Gaetz qualified to be Attorney General of the United States?

What! how could you do that?

What do you mean son?

Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!

There is any scientific evidence that we live in a sphere. Why do others say that we lives in a flat Earth but there is no evidence that they have proven the existence of a flat earth?

About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.